Last night, a crazy and half funny incident happened at our house.
Because of COVID-19 (Corona Virus), the maids and hired helpers are chilling at there houses. So all the work has to be done by us (mom, dad, Zoya and I). We have to wake up early in the morning, first do the dishes, which I HATE, and then have breakfast. If we(Zoya and I) have any online classes, we have to attend them and then do the vacuum cleaner. However, if we don’t, then we have to go straight to the vacuum cleaner.
I, yesterday, woke up very late and as a punishment, I had to do all the dishes at night. When I had done that I went upstairs to my mom, dad and my youngest sister’s room. We were just talking about random stuff, which we do every night. When my dad came upstairs, Zoya and I told him that we will turn on the AC. He went into our room to turn it on on when his eyes fell on that disgusting, light brown thing most people call Lizards.
He saw it on the wall. It was right above the bathroom door. As soon as he saw it, he called us and we started moaning and groaning. We asked dad to kill that thing. He asked for the spray and wiper and guess what, I, obviously had to bring them ‘cuz Zoya is apparently too little to do so.
Anyway, I went downstairs to get them and then when I brought them all we we could hear was: BANGGG SPRATT SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
As you can possibly see that the “BANGGG” and “SPRATT” was dad trying to get that stupid lizard. The “SHHHHHHHHHHHHH” was the spray.
He narrowly escaped, actually, to be honest, he just hid behind the AC. We were soo annoyed by it going behind the AC, we decided to sleep downstairs in the guest room. We took all the stuff we wanted and took it downstairs.
The light downstairs was so bright and we couldn’t turn any other light on. I wanted to go to sleep using a blindfold so the light won’t get in my eyes. I went upstairs, very sneaky, into my room. Nobody noticed me going into my room, until I looked on the floor and saw it’s big, huge, black eyes, and by “IT”, I mean the Lizard.
I screamed so loud, nearly the whole family was deaf. I ran into my parent’s room. My dad asked me what happened. I told him that there is a Lizard in my room on the floor. My dad got up and went to my room. Again, he wanted the wiper and the spray. Again, I had to give stuff to him.
He asked me to do the most difficult thing ever when he was about to kill the thing, I was told to get the torch, which was in dad’s work space. I quickly went and got it.
I am so afraid of Lizards on the floor and at the time, I was supposed to stay inside the room and use the torch’s light on the freakin’ lizard with a capital L. I was so scared, I nearly fainted. When the Lizard made its move, I started shaking with fear. Dad told me it was fine and that Lizards, usually do no harm to people at all, but I told him that he was wrong. Lizards do harm people and it is very poisonous if a Lizard bites anyone. I read in the ENCYCLOPEDIA.
Anyway, when it came closer to the dust bin, which was close to me, I ran so fast out of my room that I almost bumped my head into the wall. And then all I could hear was: BANGGG SPRATT
Finally, the Lizard was caught in the wiper. Only its body was but it was the same thing. I was soooooo happy that the Lizard was caugh. I quickly went to call Zoya and spill the beans. She was happy too, but the Lizard was not dead. It was in a wiper and if we removed it to put it over its head, then it would have escaped a long time ago.
So, then, dad asked me (as usual) to get the dis-infectant spray, Mr. Muscle. I quickly got it. He, then, asked me to spray as much spray as possible to kill the “lizard with a capital L”. Guess what, it still didn’t die. So mom said that we should stop wasting our time and just use one of the leftover tiles in the store room. As usual, I had to get it.
Dad used the tile to SMAAASH the Lizards head. It was a good thing you guys weren’t there, you people would have thrown up if you saw it smushed face. Anyways, he then put the dead Lizard on the tile and put it outside on the terrace. He, then, aked me to dis-infect the whole room with Mr. Muscle.
After that Zoya and I decided to sleep in the guest room for a whole week. If any Lizard came back to our room we would spend another week sleeping downstairs.
(P.S. sorry for not posting for quite a while.)